COSMOLOGICAL  TIME   VS   PLANETARY  TIME :
(A short  story  crafted    from  Indian scripture --[ compressed/ edited] )
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 The  God (Vishnu )  asked   NARADA ( Officer  -in charge  of the  World )  to   bring   a   bucket  of  water  from  the Ganges  and  gave  him   just  half -an-hour time,  checking  his  Watch .

Narada  hurried ;  reached   Bengal (  not West Bengal of  to day )  fell  in  love [ of course  at ' First Sight'] , married  her   and   was  happily  living  with  his  darling wife  and  children .

Not  even    Stephen Hawking's  IMAGINARY  TIME  was  known  then  nor  Einstein  was  there  to  invent   his  Theory  of  Relativity-s !

Almost  near  the  end of  God    Vishnu's  half  an hour  ,  Vishnu  called  up  Narada  ( don't know  if  INTERNET  or G-Mail  was   already  introduced    there or  not )  and  asked  Narada  -- 'how  long  more  it  would   take  to  get  back  to  Heaven '!
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Narada  was puzzled  down  to his  bones   and  was   stuck-  dumb !

My  lord  !  how  he  has   lived   more than  half of his  life  on  EARTH  with     Lord's  half-an -hour  Time in  Heaven !!
Neither  Einstein  nor  Stephen  Hawking  was  then  on  EARTH  to  console  him .
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